How to write a Song
I'm now writing the first verse
I'm not writing the first verse
Its about the time I stole my Mom's purse
Its now finished the first verse yeah!
The second verse now comes next
Its about a guy who'se oversexed
Its his life story bout' how he's perplexed
The chorus must now come next yeah!
This is how you write a song..
If you're fast it won't take long
It could come to be a hit
Or it could stink like a piece of shit
Now we conclude with the third verse
If you beat me up I'll go home in a herse
I'm trying hard to think of things that rhyme
I'll stop this song in a matter of time